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Adulting so hard


Ashes, Ashes, We Get Back Up
Anyone else feel like a beach? Not going to the beach- although that does sound great. Like an actual beach. Like sand at the edge of the...
Crystal
Oct 19, 20202 min read
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What the Hell is Wrong With Us?
Fear. Fear is what is wrong with us. We are so afraid of the wrong ideas, the wrong conclusions, wrong president, wrong color, wrong...
Crystal
Sep 21, 20202 min read
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Precipice - March 17, 2020
I have a strange relationship to heights. It actually may be standard issue but I see it as strange. I can step backwards off a cliff...
Crystal
Mar 27, 20202 min read
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The Ugly
I don't really do ugly. As a general rule I do beautiful. Well, my actual person does disheveled most days but art, interior design,...
Crystal
Dec 12, 20197 min read
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Dance like Florencio
So it's been a while right? 5 months or so. I always wonder about what gets me writing and why. What it says about my mental health if I...
Crystal
Dec 3, 20193 min read
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ART WALK: Walking with Winter
*I've decided to start including an occasional post about my paintings when there is a story to tell. Here ya go.... 2 self portraits...
Crystal
Jul 22, 20192 min read
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Junk Drawer
I'll be honest with you. I'm having a very human day. No hormones to blame it on, no hard HARD life stuff. Just the regular hard life...
Crystal
Jul 16, 20193 min read
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MASH, Miracles and Menstrual Cramps
Guys, I'm done. Today, this week. Done. I have been utterly useless for 3 straight days. Did you read my post from last week about doing...
Crystal
Jun 13, 20193 min read
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Avocado Waffle Epiphany
I am sitting here at a waffle house in Utah waiting on the Gods while eating the best and only avocado topped waffle I've ever had....
Crystal
Jun 6, 20194 min read
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A Classy kind of day
Woke up and went to Walmart. First of all, I know know its bad comedic form to to go after Walmart and some of its more native natives....
Crystal
Apr 25, 20193 min read
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Thank You Cookie Patch, Be Free
Every January, and a couple other times a year (because I accumulate "stuff" like dog hair on a wool coat) I purge my house of the...
Crystal
Jan 15, 20192 min read
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Yes Vanna White, There is a New Blog Post
I do a lot of scary things in my day. I used to think it was incompetence, or lack of experience that makes normal activities scary. Then...
Crystal
Dec 27, 20183 min read
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Say Yes To Ritual Human Sacrifice
I got a call today from my kids' school. It went something like the scene from Temple of Doom where Mola Ram (creepy cult priest), pulls...
Crystal
Nov 16, 20183 min read
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I bought a blazer for legitimacy.
Excuse: I bought a blazer because it was on crazy sale at Banana... And I have this Art business-ey thing coming up.... and I think they...
Crystal
Nov 9, 20183 min read
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Thanks for the stripper name Mom and Dad: How I ended up topless in Morocco
I have a stripper name. Not as porn-ish as Chocolate Delight or Twilight Sparkle (Fun fact- those are My Little Pony names- I just killed...
Crystal
Oct 30, 20182 min read
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The universe puked and I listened
There was a death-row pile of paintings sitting on my studio floor. I have a hard time passing capitol judgement on artwork because I...
Crystal
Oct 29, 20181 min read
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Alphabitch Soup
My dog behaviorist says I have a problem. She's actually my housecleaner but she's one of those ladies with lots of hats, so by way of...
Crystal
Oct 29, 20181 min read
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